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Sacred Cow Burger Co.

Smash Burgers, Smoked Meats, and Southern Comfort

Friday & Saturday: 5 – 9 PM

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Sacred Cow Burgers

Holy Cow!

these burgers mean business!

At Sacred Cow, we smash our burgers like we mean it – seared to perfection and stacked with bold toppings like bacon jam, pickles, and melty cheese on pillowy brioche buns. But we don’t stop there. Our smokehouse-inspired sandwiches and crispy chicken favorites round out a menu built for comfort food lovers who don’t settle for average. It’s casual, crave-able, and packed with Texas-sized flavor.

Amen!

The Sacred Cow

Burgers & Wings

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Choose Your Vessel

The Sacred Smash

$12
A quarter pound of our custom brisket, short rib, and chuck blend patty—smashed thin and seared for crispy, caramelized edges. Served on a toasted brioche bun. It’s a sacred canvas for your wildest cravings! Double the Stakes (Add a 2nd patty +$3)

The Holy Brisket

$14
Tender, slow smoked, in house chopped brisket on a toasted brioche bun. Brisket chopped so fine it could easily pass as confetti at a BBQ party.

The Divine Swine

$14
House-smoked pulled pork, juicy and piled high on a toasted brioche bun. Throw on some homemade coleslaw that’s as crunchy as your aunt Lindas conspiracy theories and it’s truly divine!

The Best Little Henhouse in Texas

$14
Choose your style: Our Hand-Battered Fried or Juicy Grilled Chicken on a toasted brioche bun. One bite and you will swear this hot little number was worth sneaking out for – no reservations, no cover charge, just pure, guilty pleasure between two buns!
Cherub with Hot Dog

The Rodeo Rocket

$10
A premium jumbo all beef hot dog—saddle up because this rocket is fired up and ready to buck! Includes your choice of toppings from Steps 2 through 4.
Add THE EXTRAS for an addt’l. $2.50 each.
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Get Cheesy with it

  • American
  • House Shredded Cheddar
  • Swiss
  • Blue Cheese Crumbles
3

Pick Your Poison

  • Ketchup
  • Mayo
  • Mustard
  • 1000 Island
  • BBQ Sauce
4

From the Garden

  • Lettuce
  • Tomato
  • Onions
  • Pickles
  • Sliced Jalapenos
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The Extras

  • House-made Bacon Jam
  • House-made Pimento Cheese
  • House-made Coleslaw
  • Grilled Onions
  • Sauerkraut
  • Chili

The Full Spread

Make any selection a COMBO with a side of FRIES & a DRINK.

+ $4

Cattleman’s Cluckers

Large, meaty jumbo wings fried crispy in beef tallow for a rich, savory crunch. Tossed in Chef’s Homemade Wing Sauce, BBQ, Lemon Pepper or Hot Honey.
  • 6 Piece:
    $10
    Includes 1 house-made dressing
  • 12 Piece :
    $18
    Includes 2 house-made dressings

Smokehouse Classics

  • The Rambling Reuben:
    $14
    Our in-house sliced corned beef, melted Swiss, 1000 Island, and tangy sauerkraut on toasted marbled rye.
  • The Peckin’ Posse:
    $12
    Three hand-breaded, seasoned chicken breast tenders. Served with BBQ or our house-made Ranch or Blue Cheese.
  • The Wedgy:
    $14
    A crisp iceberg wedge topped with house-made blue cheese dressing, blue cheese crumbles, sliced cherry tomatoes, bacon crumbles, and fresh ground pepper.
  • The Out House:
    $10
    Fresh mixed greens topped with your choice of blue cheese or shredded cheddar, cherry tomatoes, red onion, and crunchy croutons. Add any Protein to either salad +$3