Holy Cow!
these burgers mean business!
At Sacred Cow, we smash our burgers like we mean it – seared to perfection and stacked with bold
toppings like bacon jam, pickles, and melty cheese on pillowy brioche buns. But we don’t stop there. Our smokehouse-inspired sandwiches and crispy chicken favorites round out a menu built for comfort food lovers who don’t settle for average. It’s casual, crave-able, and packed with Texas-sized flavor.
Amen!
The Sacred Cow
Burgers & Wings
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Choose Your Vessel
The Sacred Smash
$12
A quarter pound of our custom brisket, short rib, and chuck blend patty—smashed thin and seared for crispy, caramelized edges. Served on a toasted brioche bun. It’s a sacred canvas for your wildest cravings!
Double the Stakes (Add a 2nd patty +$3)
The Holy Brisket
$14
Tender, slow smoked, in house chopped brisket on a toasted brioche bun. Brisket chopped so fine it could easily pass as confetti at a BBQ party.
The Divine Swine
$14
House-smoked pulled pork, juicy and piled high on a toasted brioche bun. Throw on some homemade
coleslaw that’s as crunchy as your aunt Lindas
conspiracy theories and it’s truly divine!
The Best Little Henhouse in Texas
$14
Choose your style: Our Hand-Battered Fried or Juicy Grilled Chicken on a toasted brioche bun. One bite and you will swear this hot little number was worth sneaking out for – no reservations, no cover charge, just pure,
guilty pleasure between two buns!

The Rodeo Rocket
$10
A premium jumbo all beef hot dog—saddle up
because this rocket is fired up and ready to buck! Includes your choice of toppings from Steps 2 through 4.
Add THE EXTRAS for an addt’l. $2.50 each.
Add THE EXTRAS for an addt’l. $2.50 each.
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Get Cheesy with it
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American
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House Shredded Cheddar
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Swiss
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Blue Cheese Crumbles
3
Pick Your Poison
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Ketchup
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Mayo
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Mustard
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1000 Island
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BBQ Sauce
4
From the Garden
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Lettuce
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Tomato
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Onions
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Pickles
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Sliced Jalapenos
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The Extras
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House-made Bacon Jam
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House-made Pimento Cheese
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House-made Coleslaw
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Grilled Onions
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Sauerkraut
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Chili
The Full Spread
Make any selection a COMBO with a side of FRIES & a DRINK.
+ $4
Cattleman’s Cluckers
Large, meaty jumbo wings fried crispy in beef tallow for a rich, savory crunch. Tossed in Chef’s Homemade Wing Sauce, BBQ, Lemon Pepper
or Hot Honey.
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6 Piece:$10Includes 1 house-made dressing
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12 Piece :$18Includes 2 house-made dressings

Smokehouse Classics
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The Rambling Reuben:$14Our in-house sliced corned beef, melted Swiss, 1000 Island, and tangy sauerkraut on toasted marbled rye.
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The Peckin’ Posse:$12Three hand-breaded, seasoned chicken breast tenders. Served with BBQ or our house-made Ranch or Blue Cheese.
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The Wedgy:$14A crisp iceberg wedge topped with house-made blue cheese dressing, blue cheese crumbles, sliced cherry tomatoes, bacon crumbles, and fresh ground pepper.
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The Out House:$10Fresh mixed greens topped with your choice of blue cheese or shredded cheddar, cherry tomatoes, red onion, and crunchy croutons. Add any Protein to either salad +$3






